imagine being the woman in this commercial who had to pretend she was dancing with the cast of Shrek 2 in Walmart
where is she now
where do you go once you’ve reached the top
if you think shrek 3 sucks think again
imagine using this shampoo in the shower and staring at shrek’s hazel eyes as he watches you in the nude

PUT THAT SHIT INTO OGREDRIVE
i was at the thrift store a few days ago and i found this
DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.
The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)
Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre
THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME
let me just put on my
shrektacles
this hurts
a shrine to our god





